Beard Oil

Apply liberally to your face & beard to promote stronger hair growth & to moisturize your skin and beard. Combine with our beard cream & beard wax for best results.


Side effects include but not limited to the following: panties being thrown at you, random women smelling your sweet beard, offers of sexual favors, Tinder swipe rights, then finally immoral & depraved attention from nurses, teachers, strippers, models, bartenders, hair stylist, nuns, playmates, and any woman named Tiffany, Brittany, Summer, Chastity, or Alexis.