Apply liberally to your face & beard to tame the crazy beard. Brush to desired style. Combine with our beard oil & beard cream for best results. Be sure to rub into your hands to break down the oil crystals before applying.
Side effects include but not limited to the following: panties being thrown at you, random women smelling your sweet beard, offers of sexual favors, Tinder swipe rights, then finally immoral & depraved attention from nurses, teachers, strippers, models, bartenders, hair stylist, nuns, playmates, and any woman named Tiffany, Brittany, Summer, Chastity, or Alexis.